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Friday, 21 September 2018

ShortStory I Horrible Monday


HORRIBLE MONDAY

      “Hello!” Biodun exclaimed, stopped the moment he walked into a very pretty looking damsel at his departmental block on his way to class.
       Biodun, a three hundred level (300 Level) student of Mass Communication department in the Olabisi Onabanjo University (formerly addressed as Ogun State University), Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State situated in the South-West geo-political zone of Nigeria, was actually headed in opposite direction to the supposed recipient of the unexpected greeting.
       Unfortunately, the lady in question ignored him, kept moving, which wasn’t unusual to the public lifestyle of most Nigerian single ladies.
        Persistently, Biodun hastily reversed his movement and camly double-crossed her, though he wasn’t standing directly in her front but very closely by her left side.
        She stopped furiously. “What is it?” She eventually uttered though in a low tone, frowning.
        Both parties whom had campus notebooks in their respective right hands were still facing opposite directions based on their original destinations.
       The melodrama was taking place at about 08:12am on Tuesday March 5, 2002 during the first semester in the university’s academic session.
      “Honestly, I am deeply sorry for bothering you,” Biodun apologetically said. “I never meant to hurt a pretty damsel like you.”
        He was really looking sorry. With the look on his face, only a Jezebel-like creature wouldn’t succumb.
       “I have heard you. It’s okay.” she responded. “Just that I detest strangers embarrassing me this way.” She said, gesticulating with her left arm which was her only free arm.
       “I understand.” The hustler appreciated.
       “So,” she chipped in. “To what do I owe this?”
       “Well,” he submissively replied. “I am Biodun.”
       “Okay,” she said. “I am Kemi.”
       “That’s a lovely name,” he teased, smiling. “Belonging to a lovely creature.”
       “Thank you.” She stylishly appreciated.
         Kemi who was dark, about 5.1-foot tall and slim wasn’t just beautiful but magnificent. She was putting on a grey skirt, white top and black cum white flat-heeled sandals. Her hairs were gorgeously plaited. Whilst, Biodun who was clad in black jean trousers, multi-coloured polo, black baseball cap and ash trainers was chocolate, plump and about 5.4-foot tall.
       “As you can see,” she added. “I am on my way to the class.”
       “Sorry for going further,” Biodun pleaded. “Are you in this department?”
       “Yea.”
       “Interesting...”
       “What’s interesting about it?” Kemi interrupted.
       “This is my department too.”
       “Okay,” she uttered. “Now I understand.”
       “You must be a fresher?”
       “Why do you think so?”
       “Because, you are looking very fresh.” Biodun cleared the air.
         She smiled. “You might be right.”
       “So, you are a first year student of Mass Communication?” He verified.
       “Yea.”
       “Be my guest then.” He hinted cheerfully.
       “How?”
       “You just came in of course,” Biodun highlighted. “So being an old student, I am meant to be your host.”
       “You are so funny.” Kemi applauded, displaying her white teeth.
         Biodun couldn’t hold his heavy smile. He was very glad to see her laughing.
       “So, what level are you?” She curiously enquired.
       “300.”
       “300 level?” she exclaimed surprisingly.
       “Yes.”
         Apparently, he needed not an interpreter to notify him that he had won a bit of her seeming invisible heart.
       “Wow,” she said. “You are already through.”
       “You can say that again.”
       “I am so happy for you.”
       “Thank you.”
       “As you can see,” Kemi observed. “I am already late to class.”
       “Oh, so sorry about that,” the lover-boy appreciated. “What time is your lecture?”
       “My first lecture begins by eight thirty a.m.”
       “Same here.”
       “You mean, you also have a class by eight thirty?”
       “Yes,” he replied. “And the lecturer in question is a no nonsense woman.”
         By this time, it was about 08:25am.
       “So, can I take my leave?” She requested.
       “Of course,” Biodun approved. “You are not in a prison yard.”
         She smiled. She was no doubt really fascinated by his sense of humour.
        “Please, before you do that,” he urged. “Can I have your number?”
        “You mean my phone number?” She pretentiously enquired.
        “Yes.” He responded. “So I could glance at this lovely face once again.”
        “Okay,” she admitted having smiled. “Let me have your phone.”
          Having transferred his notebook to the left hand, Biodun quickly dished his right hand into his right jeans’ pocket, brought out his cell phone and handed it over to her.
          She hurriedly but stylishly typed the awaited eleven-digit number on the phone’s keyboard and returned it to the owner.
         As soon as he received the handset, he hastily and gladly flashed her so she could have his. “Please, save the number.” He enjoined.
       “No problem.” The apparently 20-year-old girl pleasantly replied, left immediately for her lecture class that was situated upstairs.
         Biodun who watched her depart, quickly took his own leave for his classroom.
         Considering the warmth feeling he was abruptly filled with, it was indeed an epoch-making day for his person.
         Barely two weeks later, Biodun and Kemi became best of friends on the campus. The unannounced intimacy was undoubtedly to the envy of their friends and foes. The relationship continued persistently that they could never spend a day without seeing each other.
         One year after being 2003, Biodun successfully graduated and left the university. The distance created after his graduation almost took Kemi’s life. Everyone around her was of the view that she wouldn’t survive the ordeal.
         In spite of the inevitable challenges, the relationship, which could be best described as that of oil and salt, metamorphosed into a more formidable entity to the utter amazement of everybody within. Aside his unending and regular phone calls, Biodun was frequently paying her visit on campus even during his National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme which took place between 2004 and 2005 notwithstanding that he was serving at a distant destination, Kogi State precisely.
         Kemi completed her four-year degree programme in 2005 and consequently embarked on her compulsory NYSC programme in Niger State in 2006 which lasted till early 2007. Before this time, Biodun had secured an employment in a broadcasting firm in Lagos State.
         In April 2007 immediately after Kemi’s youth service, the two vibrant and brilliant youths (Biodun and Kemi) who hailed from Ogun State got engaged. Thereafter, they were addressed by their close friends and relatives including their parents as ‘Tom and Jerry’ owing to the manner in which they were piloting the love affair.
        Same year (2007), Kemi got a job with a national daily newspaper in Lagos State. This development made them became closer again just like when they were still on campus, that, they could see each other even on a daily basis if they wished. At this point, Kemi who had clocked 25 couldn’t wait to embrace her wedding day.
        In January 2008, Biodun who was 28 thought it wise to quit bachelorhood, thus he and his fiancée agreed to have their traditional marriage as well as church wedding in March 2008, which would mark exactly six years they met each other. Their traditional wedding was scheduled to hold on Wednesday, 5th of March 2008, which was the very date their first meeting transpired six years back.
        On Monday March 3, 2008, which was barely 48 hours to the D-day, something very tragic and unthinkable occurred; Kemi was killed by a stray bullet during a robbery incident that took place at one of the commercial banks within her place of residence when she was headed for her office. It was unarguably a horrible Monday.
         On his part, the incoming groom, who consequently saw life as useless, made several attempts to commit suicide but was rescued by well wishers.


Comrade Nwaozor, a novelist, playwright & poet,
is Executive Director, Docfred Resource Hub (DRH) - Owerri
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frednwaozor@gmail.com
+2348028608056
Twitter: @mediambassador     

POLITICS: Again, Buhari Names Amaechi As Campaign DG

Again, Buhari Names Amaechi As Campaign DG

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Ahead of the 2019 Presidential bid, President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday, 20th September, 2018 approved the appointment of Mr. Rotimi Amaechi as the Director General (DG) of his 2019 re-election campaign organization.

 
 
It would be recalled that Mr. Amaechi was equally the DG of the Buhari-Osinbajo 2015 Campaign Organisation that saw to his (Buhari's) emergence as the Nigeria's democratically elected president.
A statement by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, said Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi will serve as Secretary/Director General.

The new Director General, according to the statement, “will announce other appointments into the campaign structure as approved by President Buhari”

It's noteworthy that President Buhari is the sole candidate of the ruling All Progressive Congress (APC).

Mr. Amaechi is currently serving as Minister of Transportation in the current administration.

The President had boasted that he is fully prepared to seek re-election for the office of the President come 2019.

SPORTS: Nigeria Moves One Place In Latest FIFA Ranking

Nigeria Moves One Place In Latest FIFA Ranking
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Nigeria has moved one place to 48th in the world and 5th in Africa in the latest FIFA ranking released on Thursday, 20th September by the global football ruling body.

 
The three-time AFCON winning nation was 49th last month of August but their position  apparently changed after a 3-0 whipping Seychelles in the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier in Victoria 12 days ago.

According to the rankings posted by FIFA on its official site, the Super Eagles have 1415 points to finish 48th in the month of September and the fifth-best football national team, Africa.
 
Tunisia is number one on the continent and (23rd in the world) followed by Senegal (25th), DR Congo (40th) and Morocco (45th).
 
World champions, France and Belgium are the joint ranked the best team in number one by FIFA followed by Brazil (3), Croatia (4), Uruguay (5), England (6), Portugal (7), Switzerland (8), Spain (9), Denmark (10).
 
It's noteworthy that the next FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking will be published on October 25, 2018.

ShortStory I The Peculiar Queen


THE PECULIAR QUEEN (II)

       “And more importantly,” Igwe Ogadi Nduka rode on. “On that very day, the heir to this throne I am sitting on would be presented to the entire people of Amaudo.”
       The elders nodded in appreciation. Consequently, there was maximum silence among the gathering.
        Interestingly, the heir to the throne of Amaudo was meant to be ceremoniously presented by the serving king in every fifty years interval, and the ceremony was designed to coincide with the day of the new yam festival of the affected year.
         Igwe Ogadi Nduka – Ama the second (Ama II) of Amaudo whom was eight-three years of age was presented by his late father, the pioneer and immediate past king, Igwe Obifere Nduka – Ama the first (Ama I) of Amaudo as the heir to the throne in question fifty years back when he (Igwe Ogadi) was 33-years-old; and he succeeded his late father two years after the event at 35, after his father’s eternal exit. It suffices to say that he had consecutively spent about forty-eight years on the throne as the Ama II of Amaudo, making him the longest served king in the kingdom so far.
         According to the tradition, the kingship of Amaudo wasn’t rotatory; rather, hereditary. The first son of the serving king was meant to succeed him when he died, but the second son of the king could be enthroned if the supposed heir to the throne (the first son) died prior to his father’s departure. And a situation where the king had no male child to succeed him, his immediate younger brother would assume the throne if he eventually passed on.
        “As it stands,” the old but vibrant Igwe Nduka continued. “Ahamefula my son will be officially presented on that day as the heir to this throne.” He informed, pointing the elegantly-looking royal chair.
        “Igwe…ee!” they chorused unanimously.
          Prince Ahamefula, who was 51, was the fourth child and only son of Igwe Nduka whom had two wives. He was begotten by the King’s second wife. The said Prince was seated very close to his father, clad in complete royal regalia.       
         The gathering, which lasted for over an hour, ended successfully after light refreshments. At about half past eight, everyone departed for their respective residences.
        On Friday, 17th of September 1982, less than a day to the proposed New Yam festival coupled with the presentation of the heir to the throne, something very terrible transpired; Prince Ahamefula Nduka – the incoming heir to the throne kicked the bucket unexpectedly. He passed on in the evening of that fateful day in his matrimonial room. The incident, which generated an unquantifiable uproar in the royal home and among the people of Amaudo interrupted every activity taking place in the kingdom including trading, farming and what have you. Owing to the painful development, Igwe Nduka died of heart attack at the night of that very day.
        Consequently, in one year’s time after observing all the burial and mourning rites of the late king and that of his late son, on Saturday October 22, 1983, Chief Amaechi Nduka the late king’s immediate younger brother was enthroned as the Ama the third (Ama III) of Amaudo by the Chief Priest of the land as the custom demanded.
        Subsequently, Igwe Amaechi Nduka’s reign as the king of Amaudo brought a total hardship to the entire people of the kingdom and its environs. To say the least, he was not unlike a tyrant. His leadership was completely contrary to the reign of his late elder brother.
         Amazingly, four months on, precisely Tuesday 14th of February 1984, he mysteriously died on the throne. Prior to his exit, he confessed that he, alongside Late Igwe Ogadi’s first wife, Ugoeze Obiageri was responsible for the untimely death of Prince Ahamefula. According to the confession, the late Prince was killed via food poisoning with the help of the aforesaid queen.
         She willingly accepted the offer due to her silly jealousy. She couldn’t imagine seeing the son of her sister-in-law recognized as the heir of the throne, or succeeding her husband Igwe Ogadi Nduka when he dies.
         Two weeks later as nemesis would have it, the peculiar queen was overtaken by psychosis. 
         The rest is history, please.  



Comrade Nwaozor, a novelist, playwright & poet, is 
Executive Director, Docfred Resource Hub (DRH) - Owerri
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frednwaozor@gmail.com
+2348028608056
Twitter: @mediambassador
         

Opinion I As Political Parties Conduct Primaries

AS POLITICAL PARTIES CONDUCT PRIMARIES
        
The last time I checked, we had almost gotten to the peak of the show, politics wise. Little wonder, you could easily spot even a-day-old child ‘analyzing’ political trending.
         
It’s not anymore news that soonest the various political parties domiciled in the Nigerian polity, Imo State in particular, will keenly conduct their respective primary polls towards nominating their flag-bearers for different political positions as regards the fast approaching 2019 general elections.
         
In Imo, the Eastern Heartland, we could observe a few key parties that are strongly in the race, particularly for the office of the governor. The political groups in question will apparently leave no stone unturned with a view to ensuring that the Douglas House is duly captured by them come May, next year.
         
I’ve personally looked inwards and realized that, in politics, you would invariably observe the serious, less-serious and most serious aspirants. Among these classes, one can easily comprehend where the aspirant that truly wants to acquire victory belongs.
         
In the same vein, I’ve in my capacity as an analyst and activist ascertained that we equally have same classes of political parties in the field of play. A few of them is too serious, some are not, whilst most of them are merely passing by just to be noticed by the spectators.
         
Lest I digress; this piece is informed by the compelling need to aptly and thoroughly educate and advise the parties in the race on what are expected of them as they participate in the forthcoming primaries in accordance with the mandate of the electoral umpire, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
          
As the teeming aspirants slug it out in their respective parties, they are bound to acknowledge some pertinent facts towards helping them understand how to conduct themselves at the awaited polls. The about-to-be disclosed fancy facts would enable them stick strictly to the rules as long as the exercise lasts.
         
First, they must take into cognizance that, in their various parties, they are not unlike family members. Acknowledging that they are members of a given indivisible family will enable them play by the rules; it would make them not to indulge in any act that could cause their division; it would enable them to see themselves as siblings.
         
Any discerning political party at the moment ought to be focused on how to compete favourably and vehemently with the other existing ones, hence the need to concentrate on indulging in acts that would strengthen their muscles and tentacles.
         
We must note that if a party that’s really out to participate in the 2019 polls end up dividing itself, it would definitely be to the advantage of its rivals. This is the reason the members of any party must not give any room that’s liable to create factions among them.
         
In view of the above, every serious, or very serious, party is required to conduct its primary in harmony and mature manner. From my point of view, even if an election would be conducted among the aspirants of a particular position, a primary election is supposed to be a consensus thing. ‘Consensus’, in the sense that, before the primary poll is conducted, the overall members are meant to know or foresee who would eventually acquire the ticket.
          
In other words, the primary poll ought to be a mere formality in order to fulfill the directive or laws of the party. The incoming flag-bearer of any party should be someone who’s widely accepted by all, or the majority, in the organization. Hence, the ticket shouldn’t on any account be given to an unpopular candidate or a person who’s not wanted by the party members.
         
It suffices to say that imposition of candidate shouldn’t be anyway an option if the party is genuinely prepared to remain united and indivisible. Imposition has overtime bedevilled the wholesomeness of several political parties in the past, hence the need for the present ones to learn from history toward averting similar cancerous mistake.
           
I’m looking forward to seeing a society, especially in Imo, where all members of a certain party would remain in such party till after the ‘secondary’ (main) elections are conducted regardless of the outcome of their various primary elections. The truth is that, if any primary poll is well conducted, the members of the concerned party would have no single reason to defect to other parties.
         
Dumping a party for others is usually not unconnected with grievances nurtured by the defectors. If this assertion holds water, then I see no reason the various political parties would not put their house in order with a view to ensure that there won’t be any room for any member to nurture grief after the primary poll has been held.
          
It is on this premise I’m appealing to these political parties to endeavour not to expose their dirty lilies in the public. They, therefore, ought to conduct themselves as brothers and sisters from one mother, and not like the one we witness in a polygamous home.
          
It would be very nice and apt for the ongoing amendment of the Electoral Act to recognize a clause that would forbid any member of a given political party defecting to another after the conduct of their primaries, until the main election has taken place.
        
Curtailing such unwanted act among the politicians via implementation of a strict policy will certainly go a long way in sanitizing our political arena in its entirety. Think about it!



Comrade Nwaozor, a rights activist, is 
National Coordinator, Right Thinkers Movement
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