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Saturday, 17 December 2016

Facebook Palaver II

FACEBOOK PALAVER (II)

      “What have you done to me?” Abigail ranted, hastily stood up, got dressed and furiously dashed out of the room.

      Metu joined her in his shorts as she was about leaving the main entrance to the apartment. “Please, I am sorry.” He uttered, attempted holding her left hand.

      She abruptly stopped. “Don’t you dare touch me.” She warned, fiercely looking into his eyes.

      “Please, I am very sorry.” He reiterated in false pretence.

      “Shit,” she lamented. “I never knew I have been dealing with a monster.” She said, gushed out tears.

      “Baby, I am really sorry,” he lied. “I don’t know what came over me.”

      “Mark today’s date,” quoth Abigail. “Henceforth, you shall never know peace in your life.” She cursed, eventually dashed out and forcedly jammed the door.

      “To hell with your curse!” Metu trivialized as he stood behind the door. “Nah today..?” he added in vernacular, meaning literally he wasn’t a new breed in the game, thus stood to fear nothing.

                           * * * * * *

      When Abigail got to her school lodge on that fateful day being Sunday, at about 5.20pm, she wasn’t herself, couldn’t believe she was actually a victim of a monstrous act she had forbade right from her childhood. It kept ringing on her innocent mind like a mere dream as she lay weirdly in her humble bed.

      “Are you alright?” Her roommate – Kate – inquired the moment she stepped into the room having been away since morning after her church service.

      Abigail couldn’t utter a word, really appeared pale and depressed in the bed.

      Kate, who needn’t be told that all wasn’t well, hurriedly sat on the bed, gripped by fear “Abi baby.” she tenderly called, looking into her eyes. “What’s wrong with you?”

       “I am fine.” She managed to say.

       “No, you are not,” quarreled Kate. “This is not you.”

        Abigail gushed out tears uncontrollably.

       “What is wrong with you?”

       “He raped me…!” she cried out.

       “He wha..t?”

        Abigail nodded.

       “Oh my God!” Kate screamed, stood up roughly. “You mean that bastard raped you..?” she ranted, gesticulating.

        Abigail kept sobbing.

       “How come?” enquired Kate. “How did it happen?”

       “He drugged me…” she cried out again.

       “You see,” said Kate. “I warned you but you wouldn’t listen.”

        She had earlier discouraged Abigail from embarking on the journey, stating it was too early and spontaneous for her to pay him a visit. However, in order not to begin with blame, she squatted and started wiping the tears with her bare hands. “I am so sorry, okay?”

        Abigail nodded in appreciation.

       “I bet you,” quoth Kate. “He must pay for this.”

       “Please, forget about him,” pleaded Abigail. “God will judge him.”

       “I am surprised at you,” quoth Kate. “I should forget about a man who did this to you?”

       Abigail nodded. “I don’t want my parents to know about this.”

       Kate was arrested by the last clause; hence, she jettisoned her thought of revenge immediately. She sat on the bed again and began to console her.

        * * * * * *

       “Hi dear!” Metu greeted while online, Facebook precisely.

        He just initiated a chat, as usual, with one of his newest female friends. This was happening barely forty-eight hours after his rift with Abigail. Before this time, the said lady had cancelled their friendship on the platform, thus they were not seeing each other’s account any more.

       “Hello.” she replied.

       “You are looking very beautiful, I must confess.” Metu flattered.

       “Really?”

       “Yea,” he typed. “From what I am seeing, there is no doubt about that.”

       “Okay ooh,” she wrote. “Thanks”

       “You are welcome.” He said, glanced at her profile name once again. “I am Ken. You?” he typed, ignoring her account name which read thus ‘Madu Nkiru Jovita’.

       “Nkiru.” She responded.

       “Alright,” he said. “So, you’re Igbo?”

       “Yep.”

       “What part?” he said. “I mean, which state? He supplemented.

       “Enugu.” She typed. “You?”

       “Abia.” quoth Metu. “Where do you stay?” He added in a jiffy.      

       “Calabar.”

       “Waoow.” he exclaimed. “Same here.”

       “Interesting.” enthused Nkiru.

       “You can say that again.” quoth the play boy. “So, what are you doing in Calabar?” He typed hesitantly.

       “Fashion designing.”

       “That’s lovely.”

       “Thanks.” she appreciated. “And you?”

       “I am into contracts.”

       “What type?”

       “Engineering and environmental.”

       “Ok.” She wrote.

       “Please, how old are you?” Metu inquired.

       “Why ask?”

       “Just wish to know; nothing more”

       “Ok, I am 29.” she typed. “And you?”

       “36.”     

        The chat took almost two hours before she excused him, claiming she was feeling asleep. It ended at about 8pm.

       The following week, Nkiru as she called herself landed in Metu’s apartment, which was about ten kilometers (10km) away from her residence.

       When the prospective host opened the door to usher her in, he was so overwhelmed over what he saw. She was exemplarily beautiful and endowed – fair, plump, and about 1.86 metres tall; among all, her boobs, hips, and bum were all abound and well positioned. She put on a bluish mini gown, well plaited hairs, black flat-heeled shoes, various jewelleries and designer perfume; her dress was obviously showcasing her endowments. She looked very sophisticated. “Wow, I am short of words.” He managed to utter, closed the door having ushered her in.

        She dished out an innocent smile. “What’s wrong?” she pretended.

       “You are looking extremely marvelous.”

       “Sure?”

       “Of course.” He replied as they walked towards the lounge room.

       They both assumed their seats. They sat on the same chair; a 3-in-1 cushion. “You are highly welcome, my dear.” He said elatedly, kept his eyes fixed at her magnificent ‘onions’ which were so glaring.

       “Thank you.”

       “So, what do I offer you?”

       “Stout or wine.”

       “Alright,” he said, stood up. “Please give me a few seconds.”

       “No problem.” She responded, smiling.

        Metu walked into his cookery and returned in one minute’s time with two canned stouts. He served her, placed the other one on the side-stool sited where he was seated, and resumed his seat.

       Few minutes on, the august visitor seemingly felt asleep, thus she lay on the cushion placing her head on Metu. No doubt, he had drugged her as his tradition demanded.

       He couldn’t wait, hence took her to his inner chamber, laid the body on the bed and started undressing her.

       Intriguingly, in the process, the supposedly drugged lady metamorphosed into a mighty snake. Little did he know that the so-called Nkiru was a ghost.

       Metu, who couldn’t withstand his sight, shouted at the top of his voice and attempted to escape in his boxers. As he was about being on his feet, the weird snake swallowed him and instantly vanished into thin air.

      That was the end of Metu Okafor – the so-called Ken Williams – and his generation yet unborn.

      Truly, one bad turn deserves another. Or, what do you have to say? Think about it!

 
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Facebook Palaver


FACEBOOK PALAVER

     “This Facebook is so boring today.” Metu thought, felt disappointed.

       The 36-year-old Metu, who was still a bachelor, had been a freak of the popular social media platform - Facebook – for years. There was no day that passed that he wouldn’t sacrifice at least three consecutive hours for chatting alongside other available informal activities. He was obviously a handsome and promising young man, and his pictures cum profile could attest to it, thus no one that came across his account that wouldn’t wish to engage him on a prolonged chat.

      The remarkable thing about him was that, rather than looking out for every inspiring and entertaining aspect of the platform, each time he came online, he was particularly interested in pictures posted by his new female pals so that he would compliment them and engage the owner on an unscheduled chat. Suffice it to say that, he felt more comfortable and relaxed chatting with female folks; and there was no lady he sent a message to that hesitated replying owing to the charming attribute of his image.

       So, whenever there was no one of opposite gender to hook-up with, he got embarrassed and depressed. That was exactly how he felt on that Saturday evening as he lay in his bed in his one-bedroom-flat apartment situated in Calabar, the capital territory of Cross-River State, Nigeria. He had already spent almost an hour to no avail, yet his expectation remained high; he couldn’t afford to go offline without sending at least ‘hi’ to a damsel.

       Few seconds later having been exhausted, though still agile to mingle, four gorgeously looking portraits were posted by one of his new female pals on her wall. He quickly glanced at each of them, liked them and dropped a comment. His comment read thus ‘These are indeed pictures belonging to an African queen.’

      In a few minutes time, the lady responded ‘Thank you so much.’

      He never bothered dropping further comment on the pictures, instead he thought it wise to send a message to her inbox; hence, he wrote ‘Hi pretty!’

      “Hello handsome!” she jovially replied in a jiffy.

      Metu smiled. “I must confess,” he said “this Facebook is meant for people like you.” He hinted, hastily perused her profile to ascertain the prospect of the intended relationship.

      The profile indicated that she was equally a resident of Calabar, thus he felt so elated.

      “How do you mean?” she verified.

      “I meant, beautiful damsels like you.”

       Probably she smiled. “Are u sure?” she wrote.

      “Of course,” quoth Metu. “Absolutely sure.”

      “I’m flattered.”

      “Please don’t be.” he urged. “That’s what you are.”

      “Thanks.”

      “U’re welcome.” He typed, took a quick look at her name as written on the account. “So, what do I call you?” he enquired, ignoring her Facebook name – Abigail Johnson.

       “Abigail.”

       “Ok, I wanted to be sure.” he wrote. “You know, most people don’t use their real names on Facebook.”

       “Sure?”

       “Yes,” quoth Metu. “Especially ladies.”

       “Hmmm.” she typed. “Why?”  

       “Reasons best known to them.”

       “Alright.” quoth Abigail. “So, you are Ken, right?” she verified based on his profile name, which was ‘Ken Williams’.

       “Yea,” he lied. “Ken Williams.” He added.

        Fascinatingly, his real name was Metu Okafor.

       “Alright.” said Abigail.

       “Please,” Metu wrote. “how old are you?”

       “25.” Abigail responded. “You?” she added.

       “36.”

       “Waoow,” she typed. “You’re an old man oh!”

       “I quite agree with you.”

       “So, are you not married?”

       “Not yet.”

       “Still searching?”

       “Yep.” He replied. “So, what do you do?” he added in a jiffy.

       “Student.”

       “School?”

       “UniCal.” she replied, meaning University of Calabar.

       “Discipline?”

       “BF.” She wrote, meaning Banking and Finance.

       “Interesting.” Metu complimented. “What level?” he added.

       “400.”

       “So, you’re in your final year?”

       “Yea.”

       “Waoooow,” he typed. “I never knew I have been chatting with a big girl.”

       Perhaps she smiled. “Thanks.” she appreciated. “So, what do you do?” She added.

       “I am an engineering contractor.”

       “You must be a big man.” She teased.

       “By God’s grace.”

       “You live in Calabar too?” Abigail enquired, ignoring his profile which indicated he was a resident of the city in question.

       “Yep.” he clarified.

        The chatting, which spanned over hours, lingered till night.

        In barely two days time, they became best of friends on Facebook that they could spend several hours chatting about frivolous issues. Sometimes, he would even sound so romantic and vulgar without minding that they were yet to meet, let alone becoming real intimate friends. Funnily enough, she would respond accordingly without picking any offence; in other words, she was enjoying every bit of his company all along as if she was being charmed.

       The following week, he invited her over to his apartment, and she succumbed without even considering using delay tactics, which were synonymous with ladies. By her mode of respond, he understood she longed for the invitation.

                                  * * * * * *

       “Oh, my God ..!” Metu exclaimed on sighting Abigail as he opened his door to welcome her having received a knock. “You are indeed prettier than you look on Facebook.”

       She was dark, slim and about 5.5-foot tall, and was irresistibly beautiful. She wore ash jeans trousers, pink top coupled with pink high-heeled sandals, and ash handbag. Her hairs were newly and gorgeously plaited; it seemed she plaited the hairs purposely for the outing.

       She smiled, remained speechless, and was equally moved by his handsome look.

       He was fair, plump, about 5.8-foot tall, and was clad in white Pajamas spotted with red flowers.

       They majestically walked to the parlour and sat adjacent to each other. “You are highly welcome!” Metu exclaimed.

      “Thank you.” she appreciated, smiling.

      “Please, what do I offer you?”

      “No, don’t bother.”

      “How do you mean?” he frowned. “This is your first time in my house for crying out loud.”

      “Okay, any soft.”

      “Alright,” he said. “Please, give me some seconds.” He enjoined, stood up and walked away.

       Few minutes later, he returned with two canned malts for himself and the guest.

       While taking the drink, she slept off right in the brownish settee where she was seated.

       Sure, he had drugged her, as usual. Metu wasn’t new in the game; that was the umpteenth time he would indulge himself in such ungodly act. His womanizing nature was the sole reason he never bothered settling down, and that was also why he was making use of fake names on social media.

       In about an hour’s time, Abigail woke up only to find herself in his bed covered merely with a wrapper. She felt so exhausted, ashamed and flabbergasted.

      “Wha…t?” she shouted. “Where am I?”

        It was unarguably the most devastating and horrific moment in her entire life.

       Metu who lay right beside her in his purplish shorts, looked at her and kept calm, though felt guilty.

       What happened thereafter was more terrifying. You can’t afford to miss it! Meanwhile, if you were in her shoes, what would be your reaction afterwards? Think about it!

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Wednesday, 14 December 2016

#WisdomTablets (7)

You're not in Love till Telepathy sets in
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Two persons can never say they are in love until they start
experiencing Telepathy among themselves. One might be
pondering over what telepathy is all about. TELEPATHY
is an existing means of communication. It is the strongest
and earliest communication kind. Telepathic communication
supersedes any other communication form in existence, or
anyone you could think of. It takes place without any iota of
sign or verbal utterance, neither is the presence of the parties
involved a prerequisite to the communication.

Telepathy is simply a communication through the minds, thus
can transpire even when the persons in question are not seeing
each other. The moment anything happened to your person, be
it good or bad omen, you would telepathically communicate
with your loved one(s), or that special person in your life, even
in their absence. When you sent the signal - carrying either pains
or joy - to them, they would receive it immediately and therein
experience the impact of the feelings that were conveyed to them.

Summarily, when you just recorded a misfortune, or a feat, as
the case may be, that person you would wish to see as soon as
possible, is the one you share something strong with; and the
person in the picture would at the moment feel what has
happened to you. This communication means occurs stronger
when either of you are in pains. Mind you, the fellow could be a
relative or a friend. In fact, telepathy takes place more often
between a mother and her child, because it's among these type of
people that true love exists.

So my dear, do not say 'we are in love' or 'we love each other',
till you both start communicating telepathically. Until Telepathy 
sets into the relationship, you're not yet in LOVE. #ThinkAboutIt

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