ShortStory I Irony of LIfe

IRONY OF LIFE

       “Hi!” Ikenna exclaimed in an adorable tone amidst an overwhelming crowd.

      “Hello!” Nkiru responded reluctantly.

       Ikenna quickly walked closer to her. “I must confess,” he said, smiling. “You are truly a pretty damsel.”

       “Thank you.” Nkiru appreciated.

       “Are you from this town?” He asked, looking into her sexy eyes.

       “Yes.”

        Both of them were in a dancing mood.

        It was during a traditional marriage ceremony between Chukwuma and Adaora. The former happened to be Ikenna’s cousin as well as childhood friend whilst the latter was Nkiru’s cousin sister. Chukwuma and Adaora hailed from neighbouring clans.

        Ikenna was a promising and handsome young man based in Germany, Europe. He was a renowned Casanova whom was enjoying his bachelorhood in his early forties. He actually came back to Nigeria for the said event.

        There was no one in Umuokirika – the town where Ikenna hailed from – that was yet to know about him due to his flamboyant lifestyle. He was a rascal to the core and never cared about what people say about his person. Prior to that marriage ceremony, during his numerous previous visits to Nigeria, he had succeeded in tendering marriage proposal to over fifteen ladies both in his home town and in the Diaspora. Surely, he was a notable play boy and a notorious personality.

         He came across Nkiru when both of them were dancing at the centre of the gathering alongside the couple. There is no need saying that he was what any lady would like to behold just for a second considering his costly appearance at the occasion, and Nkiru was not an exception. When other dignitaries who rushed to the dance floor to cheer with the couple were busy spraying Naira notes, he was obviously showering the couple with hard currencies including US dollars and Euros.

        “Please, can we see by the corner?” He urged Nkiru.

        “Alright,” she concurred. “Just give me few seconds, I will join you later.”

        On receiving the warmth response, Ikenna – a dark, plump and an about 5.5-foot tall man – dressed in a grey caftan and white leather slippers, quickly but stylishly walked out from the crowd to a tranquil arena where he could have a word with the incoming prey.

        Within a few seconds, the chocolate-coloured, slim and about 5.6 feet tall lady clad in a blue mini-skirt, pink top and a pair of pink shoes who seemed to be in her early thirties, joined him at the serene arena as she promised. She was really cute in her dress.

        “I’m Ikenna.” he said leaning on his black Lexus Jeep as soon as she stepped closer to him. “From Umuokirika, the neighbouring town.” He supplemented.

        “Are you Chukwuma’s brother?”

        “Yes,” he said. “He’s my cousin brother and childhood friend.”

         “Interesting.” Nkiru enthused, nodding.

         “So, what do I call you?”

         “Nkiru.” She replied.

         “That’s a lovely name.” He complimented.

          “Thanks.”

          “Like I said earlier,” Ikenna continued. “You’re a very beautiful lady.” He said, paused. “I will like to know more about you.

           Nkiru smiled, twisted her head. She apparently needed not a prophet to interpret what the dude was up to.

           “Can we meet tomorrow?” he requested. “At Hilltop Bar.”

            Hilltop Bar was one of the most exotic and expensive beer parlours at Umuofeka – the town where Nkiru hailed from – and its environs.

          “Okay.” she admitted. “What time?”

          “4pm.” he said. “Would that be okay by you?”

          “Yes.” she acknowledged, nodding.

          “So, we have a deal then?” Ikenna said.

           “Definitely.”       

         As soon as they departed, a lady Ojiugo who was spying at them from afar walked up to Nkiru and told her all she needed to know about Ikenna. The gossip hailed from the same clan with Ikenna, so she was in good position to know everything concerning Ikenna’s promiscuous lifestyle.

         Having gotten the clue from the God-sent, Nkiru thought it wise to be very careful with her relationship with Ikenna.

         After a few days having met at Hilltop as scheduled, Ikenna and Nkiru became best of friends to the envy of other ladies, though Nkiru was still skeptical over Ikenna’s purported commitment, thus she took the affair as a ‘spare tyre’.

         Amazingly, as days unfolded, the relationship became more serious that Ikenna decided to postpone his return trip to Germany. At a point, he willingly made up his mind to quit bachelorhood for the sake of the relationship coupled with the overwhelming pressure he was receiving from his parents. Against this backdrop, he concluded to shun promiscuity; a decision that made him to become a complete new person.

         On one fateful day, he tendered a marriage proposal to Nkiru who was unaware of his recent resolution, right in his sitting room; but she couldn’t believe the proposal was coming from a man who truly wanted to settle down having heard that he had proposed over fifteen ladies in the past. Rather, she saw it as one of his past numerous false and deceptive proposals, therefore she asked him to give her some time to think about it.

         Though Nkiru never caught Ikenna with any other lady but the information she had received on his lifestyle remained a reference point to her.  

        After some days, she tentatively concurred with the proposal.

        There was a chap known as Emeka whom Nkiru was lavishing Ikenna’s fortune on. Both of them were school mates, studying in a University. All the money Ikenna was giving to her was actually diverted to Emeka’s pulse unknowingly to the benefactor.

         The scenario continued till one fateful day when Ikenna paid her a surprising visit at where she lived on campus. He actually took her unawares.

        The moment Nkiru opened her room entrance having heard series of knock at the door, what the incoming groom (Ikenna) saw was tantamount to taking him to his early grave. He caught the sight of a guy who was putting on only boxers lying freely in his supposed fiancee’s bed.  On the other hand, Nkiru who never knew that Ikenna was the person at the door was clad only in a bedroom wrapper.

        Ikenna initially thought he was daydreaming until every bit of the drama became very obvious to him.  The entire picture was not unlike an irony of life.

       The rest is history, please.

 

 

FDN Nwaozor

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Opinion I Buhari's New Year Resolution As President

BUHARI’S NEW YEAR RESOLUTION AS PRESIDENT

       

It is not anymore news, in accordance with the words of the late famous philosopher Socrates, that ‘unexamined life is not worth living’. This is unarguably the reason everyone is invariably enjoined to embrace the first day of every year towards revisiting his or her resolution(s) with the aim of making amends where need be.

      

As the custom requested, penultimate week – precisely in the early morning of 1^st January 2018, President Muhammadu Buhari outrightly disclosed his New Year resolutions as the leader of the country via a nationwide broadcast. The message, which could best be described as an epistle, comprised over forty paragraphs.

        

In the second paragraph of the epistle, the president frowned over the ongoing scarcity of petrol otherwise known as Premium Motor Spirit (PMS). He said, ‘…some compatriots chose this period to inflict severe hardship on us all by creating unnecessary fuel scarcity across the country’. He thus assured Nigerians that such a menace, which he branded a ‘blackmail’, would not linger after the festive season as the needed measures had been put in place to end it. Meanwhile, till date, the scarcity still lingers.

        

It’s noteworthy that sane Nigerians expected Mr. President to begin with an apology for allowing such uncalled circumstance to befall them. The popular saying that ‘prevention is better than cure’ wasn’t mistakenly invented. It’s the responsibility of the government to ensure that its subjects aren’t faced with untold hardship, especially the ones that are avoidable.

        

The fuel scarcity that commenced prior to the 2017 Christmas period and is still taking place was not inevitable. It  suffices to assert that the Muhammadu Buhari – led administration possessed all the required muscles to ensure that such crisis did not occur let alone transcending to several weeks.

       

The Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) was not set up to function as a ceremonial body. Hence, I’m still pondering why it couldn’t reiterate the riot act to the petroleum marketers. There is no marketer that could afford to see his filling stations being sealed till further notice, thus it is disheartening that they were allowed to operate like emperors thereby relegating normalcy to the background. No rational mind in the country would cease to wonder if these tycoons have grown beyond the extant laws, that, they can never experience sanctions.

       

It’s not unusual that in every festive season in Nigeria likewise most other countries, the quantity demand for goods and services are expected to increase, hence that of PMS wouldn’t be an exception. This is usually so because at such period, the human population increases owing to the fact that most citizens residing abroad use it to once again visit their respective homes in order to celebrate with their family members and loved ones.

       

Down the line, President Buhari also disclosed his administration’s determination to revive the country’s moribund railway system as well as resuscitate 25 major highways across the federation. From the message, most of the proposed capital projects are likely to be completed by the year 2021. This implies that the implementation of the projects is expected to continue even after the termination of his tenure come 2019, peradventure he couldn’t make it for a second time.

       

The above message is an indication that most of these initiatives might end up being white elephant projects since successive governments are often fond of the habit of abandoning any ongoing project they met on board. In view of this, since the projects in question are already captioned in the 2017 and 2018 budgets, I would advise we aptly channel all the budgeted funds to these laudable projects with a view to ensure that they are completed within the remaining phase of the president’s reign. We are not unaware that government is a continuum but we are equally aware that most prospective leaders don’t apparently believe in continuity, hence the need for this administration to take all of its capital projects as priority.

       

The president further mentioned the lingering instability of electricity supply. He stated that Nigeria could presently boast of 7000MW. According to him, as at 8^th December 2017, 5155MW was realized. He further disclosed that 240MW would be added in 2018 via Private Investment Partnership.

       

It’s really appalling that a country that can boast of over 170 million persons is still anticipation 240MW in addition to the current 7000MW whilst a nation like Ghana that is not up to five states in Nigeria as regards both landmass and population could presently boast of over 70,000MW of electricity. This shows that what is required of the Nigeria’s power sector is total overhaul, and this must begin by getting a better hand to handle the concerned ministry. It’s therefore needless to state unequivocally that reshuffling the president’s cabinet is long overdue.

        

President Buhari equally talked about the ongoing debate on restructuring. He said, ‘our problems are more to do with process than structure’. With all due respect, I beg to disabuse his Excellency of this belief. There are various structural plights faced by Nigeria and Nigerians that are yearning for urgent attention. For instance, it would be deceitful for anyone to think that the dual-legislative system practised by the country is not bureaucracy, hence does not need to be reviewed. It’s also insensitive for one to say that the country’s geo-political (zonal) structure is balanced.

       

Lastly, Mr. President told us that the APC-led government had ‘since beaten Boko Haram’. It’s only a dummy that wouldn’t concur with the assertion that the dreaded terrorist sect had been combated significantly by the present administration. However, it would be ridiculous to inform Nigerians that the Boko Haram had been defeated completely. Recently, the Nigeria’s Council of State approved the FG’s proposal to withdraw a whopping sum of one billion dollars from the country’s Excess Crude Account (ECA) to tackle terrorism. So, how do we reconcile these?

       

The Niger-Delta menace alongside kidnapping was also captioned, but it was saddening that the president failed to inform us on his administration’s approach towards ending the lingering Fulani herdsmen conundrum that is ostensibly ravaging the entire country.  We can’t claim ignorance of the fact that the herdsmen quagmire remains the only ubiquitous security challenge in the country.

       

Though Mr. President may have given a well articulated New Year resolution, it’s pertinent to acknowledge that critical sectors such as, but not limited to, education, health, solid mineral and power are still lying fallow. Think about it!   

 

 Comrade FDN Nwaozor

Executive Director, Docfred Resource Hub (DRH) - Owerri

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Opinion I Essence Of New Year Resolution

ESSENCE OF NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

       

Never give up on something you really want; it’s difficult to wait but worse to regret. Mind you, as your urge or quest remains persistent towards actualizing your goal, courtesy demands that you take a second look of the goal in question and ascertain how worthy it would be to possess such thing because a worthless thing doesn’t worth waiting for.

        

In the same vein, as you wait to receive your heart desire, you are also expected to reconsider the kind of life you live and see if it’s worth living, or if such life can be of help towards attaining your desired height because most of the lives we live don’t deserve worthwhile goals.

       

Few weeks ago, I was privileged to be in the midst of a certain group in Calabar, Cross-River State that was debating the significance of being steadfast in one’s pursuit towards success. I was listening with keen interest. So, along the line, the members of the group got confused and derailed as regards their sense of judgement. I candidly used the avenue to educate them on the real essence of steadfastness or persistence and what is expected of someone who embraces it. And at the end of the discussion, they unanimously appreciated my concern.

       

Persistence, according to the context of this edition, simply means the act at which one continues to do something with determination in spite of difficulty or opposition. But we must note that, there are certain questions we’re required to ask ourselves whenever we persist to do or expect something.

        

First and foremost, you must ask yourself how useful and relevant would that thing be to your person and what impact would it bring on the people around you. Thus, in anything you do, you’re not meant to consider only yourself but others as well. This is so because, if people around you are down by anything, it would in one way or the other affect you negatively.

        

Secondly and most importantly, you’re meant to ensure that the life you live deserves what you are anticipating. This might sound a bit vague but the fact remains that, most lifestyles we possess do not deserve to behold the fruit of most of our aspirations. In other words, if you really want something good, bear it in mind that nature requires something good in return prior to the procurement of that which you expect or want; and don’t forget, no one has ever cheated nature. Therefore, you can never cheat nature; rather, the reverse would be the case. Let’s ride on!

       

Let’s I forget, we are discussing the prime essence of New Year resolution. To start with; abiding by the context of this very episode, a resolution in a concise term is a firm decision taken by someone to do, or not do, something. The decision is usually taken by someone at the beginning of any calendar year, precisely on the first day of January or just prior to the said moment. It suffices to say that it is expected to come up at the beginning of any odyssey.

       

Many people see the above phenomenon as a worthwhile scenario. On the contrary, several others despise it. But the most appalling and devastating aspect of the phenomenon is the situation whereby most persons merely take the decision without sticking to what the so-called decision requires from them in return.

        

To such set of individuals, their expectations can come without any input. I wonder why they would be of the notion that a certain farm can yield an output if the farmer fails to follow up the various crops cultivated in it. After cultivation, so many other farming activities invariably follow suit before harvest would set in.

         

Frankly speaking, New Year resolution is a worthwhile and wholesome gesture required by mankind regardless of age, status, background or religious affiliation. It is a point in our respective lives at which we are expected to make a U-turn or reconsider our lives so far with a view to discovering where that ought to be amended and where we are meant to sustain. This is the reason the great philosopher, Socrates of the blessed memory said, “An unexamined life is not worth living.” And I strongly concur with the theory.

         

Having examined our lives, we are expected to take a very firm and tangible decision that would enable us sustain the worthy part, as well as amend the porous aspect of it. The decision in question is meant to be seen as an oath, hence the need for it to be kept sacred. No doubt, keeping the decision sacred would fortify us and enable us actualize our anticipated goals as planned.

      

Having acknowledged the essence of resolutions, at this juncture I enjoin us to sincerely embrace a genuine New Year resolution as we embrace another long awaited year (2018). I bet, you would be glad you did. If you stick to your resolutions as long as the journey lasts, you would surely live to testify how effective and efficient the tool is.

       

The truth is, as earlier stated, no one is exempted when it calls for New Year resolution. For instance, if you are a student, this the apt time for you to tell yourself the gospel truth; the moment to desist from cheating if you have been indulging in it; the period to tell yourself that your future lies right in your hands. Hence, it is the time to review all you have been into since you secured admission into the institution with a view to making adjustment where need be. This must be done diligently and genuinely.

       

I am sure we wouldn’t wish to wait till next century before abiding by it? It’s noteworthy that the ball is right in your court. Think about it!

 

Comrade FDN Nwaozor

Executive Director, Docfred Resource Hub - Owerri

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